JOKES..

I've been so dramatic lately...haha..sorry if u were bored..
here are some jokes i picked out from my favourite book...

1- My husband and I refer to all meat as chicken to keep
our young picky eaters from refusing other meat.
We realised the folly of this plan when, as we drove
pass a pasture of grazing kettle while travelling to visit my parents farm, six-year-old
Megan piped up from the back seat and asked, "Mum, are
those cows that make chicken?"

2- When my seven-year-old daughter arrived home from school, I
gently told her that her hamster had died and gone to heaven.
"No, he didn't," my four-year-old daughter corrected me.
"He's really in a plastic bag in the freezer!.

3- Snoring from the front row interrupted my first piano recital.
"Ma'am," I said to the woman seated next to the perpetrator,
"Please wake that man up and tell him to stop snoring!"
"Maybe you should wake him up," she said back.
"After all, you put him to sleep."

4- Not that I needed reminding, but time flies much too fast.
when i was a teenager, i used to whine to my parents,
"Just once i would like to see Aerosmith in concert before I die."
The other day, my 13-year-old son, an aspiring rockstar, blew
my mind with this: "Dad, I'd like to see Aerosmith just once before
they die."

Okay...that's all for now..

THEATER

My first time at the theater...it was the best time I've ever had in the world..
i went there with My Teacher(the gown lady), me(the innocent melayu girl), Sufi(the orchestra leader..hehe), Nazmi(the office boy), and Puni(the disco man)....the theater was titled Mahsuri..
it was held in Istana Budaya..the theater was fun and i enjoyed it...i cried a little bit when the part that Mahsuri died..that was a lot of fun..then we bought a book...we also got the signitures of the characters..Vaneeda Imran is the Mahsuri..I admire her so much..I LOVE THEATER!

i really wish that i can go there again some day..

I HAVE A PROBLEM I CANT SOLVE

Help me please..
i have a not-so-serious problem actually
but i do need some help

everytime when i'm at the restaurant, my father usually ask me to take some tissues..
but i cant take it...its a high risk for me to do that...the tissues sometimes placed at the counter
the counter is very far away from my table to me...eventhough its just two tables away..
i cant take the tissues because when i wake up from the chair where i'm sitting i feel like everybodies watching and staring lat me like i'm the one who stole their money...

everybody or whoever reads this please leave a comment if you know how i can solve this stupid problem of mine..please and thank u

sorry

sorry for the typos i've done

mY sECoNd fAMily

My 2nd family is my drama team..
i called them my family cause when i'm with them, i felt happier then ever..
i'll never forget them all..

my teachers/mothers:-
-Pn. Surinder(the hardworking)
-Pn. Rafidah(the great helper)
-Pn. Robiatul(the grat helper)

my brothers:-
-Sufi as Dramang(the best actor)
-Yusuf as Tok Andak(the noughty)
-Nazmi as Kelana(the macho)
-Soleh as Dato' Raja(the Khawarizmi)
-Cheong as Petanda(the rendang boy)

my sisters:-
-Pathma as Mak Andak(the fierce)
-Shankari as the props master(the creative)
-Amy as Baba(the cute)
-Vissalani as Kelana's father(the sweet)
-Lisa the helping hand(the cool)
-and the three dancers(the traditional)

hamburger

A sandwich and a hamburger walk into a bar.
"Sorry," says the bar-man, "But we don't serve food."

jERAwAt

Teenagers now are too worried about their pimples...actually u dont have to, pimples are normal for the teenagers...it shows that you are matured..sometimes the girls think that many pimples means many boyfriends..if people tease u bout it, u just tell them like this "i have many pimples and that means i have many boyfriends while u dont have one"

If u really wanna destroy it, there are some ways:-
1- u take the baby johsons baby powder and pour a bit water and put it on your face
2- go ask the doctor for some medicine that could work
3- buy the facial products at the pharmacies or supermarkets or the shops

If it still doesnt work, u should wear 'susuk' instead...hehe just kidding..dont use it, it could destroy your entire life!

MY BROTHERS

MY BROTHERS

i have two crazy elder brothers..
the eldest is Farhan and the second is Falihin..
Farhan is the smartest neutron in my family he is now 20 years old
he has a girlfriend and my mom new about it..she even brings her home sometimes
now he studies in UTM
my mom loves him the most

Falihin, he is the one that cannot controls his temper..he usually fight with me at home
we cant even talk to each other...one word causes pain..
he is different than the others i tell u..
he is 19
he studies in MSU (trust me my results are better than his..hehe)
my aunts love him

they sometimes hurt me with their words..
when they are far from me and home
i keep missing them so much
when i was little, i used to play with them both...but now we are far
i wish i could know them better in the inside..