la cgu tiada dlm klas :
Bila cgu panggil :
Bila kena hadiri kokurikulum :
Bila waktu rehat :
Bila dapat omwprk dari cgu :
Bila tengah cari idea untuk wat krgn :
Bila omwork yang cgu bagi susah nak buat :
Bila otak jam... :
Bila mber banyak songeh dan berlagak pandai :
Bila mber tukar fikiran saat akhir :
Bila cgu suruh stdy lebih masa :
Cgu suruh datang skola waktu cuti ada tuisyen 'urgent' :
Bila dah terbuat silap pada omwork yang cgu bagi :
Bila omwork disiapkan dengan jayanya :
Bila omwork gagal :
Bila dapat CUTI : HAPPENING!!

bacelah

Murid : Selamat pagi, cikgu.

Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja? Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?

Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam cikgu!

Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuh bermakna. Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.

Murid : Selamat sejahtera cikgu!

Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik. Hari ini cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan perkataannya, kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?

Murid : Faham, cikgu!

Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.

Murid : (senyap)

Cikgu : Pandai!

Murid : Bodoh!

Cikgu : Tinggi!

Murid : Rendah!

Cikgu : Jauh!

Murid : Dekat!

Cikgu : Keadilan!

Murid : UMNO!

Cikgu : Salah!

Murid : Betul!

Cikgu : Bodoh!

Murid : Pandai!

Cikgu : Bukan!

Murid : Ya!

Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!

Murid : Oh Hamba!

Cikgu : Dengar ini!

Murid : Dengar itu!

Cikgu : Diam!

Murid : Bising!

Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!

Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!

Cikgu : Mati aku!

Murid : Hidup kami!

Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!

Murid : Akar lama tak tau!

Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!

Murid : Rajin kami belajar cikgu!

Cikgu : Kamu gila!

Murid : Kami siuman!

Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!

Murid : Kurang! Kurang!

Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!

Murid : Belum! Belum!

Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?

Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!

Cikgu : Oh! Melawan!

Murid : Oh! Mengalah!

Cikgu : Kurang ajar!

Murid : Cukup ajar!

Cikgu : Habis aku!

Murid : Kekal kami!

Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!

Murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!

Cikgu : Sudah, bodoh!

Murid : Belum, pandai!

Cikgu : Berdiri!

Murid : Duduk!

Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!

Murid : Kami dengar KeADILan betul!

Cikgu : Bangang kamu ni!

Murid : Cerdik kami tu!

Cikgu : Rosak!

Murid : Baik!

Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!

Murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!

Cikgu : (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.)

The surprise party

Today(9/11/09) is a very fun day for us.. me and qila went to abi's house to make the icing sgar. it was the first time i've ever made the icing..it's a lot of work.. we spent 3hours making the icing and 2 hours decorating the cake. it's tiring but it s a sweet memory i've ever had and we did a splendid job.

Sara and Anati berposing..

This is the cake that we made..the cake is handmade by abi's mom..really delicious..and the icing, me, qila and abi..
This was the time we are planning to 'kenekan' abi..

have to hold the cake so it wont spoil by the insects.. well, sempat lagi posing

gambar mse cuci muke lepas kene serang..

Hardcore!!

gambar anati mse lepas main baling kek..'cake war!'

Kaki qila berdarah mse main

cake war tu..tertusuk kayu..

berdarah byk.. sian die

Fadeaway Love

A story of a couple, Daniel and Carla who really in love with each other. They knew themselves since they were little. They became best friends and now, they become lovers.
One evening, they went out for dinner. Daniel picked Carla at her house. When, Carla went into the car and watched Daniel staring at her with his sincere eyes and Daniel said "I knew I made the perfect choice for the perfect girl like you. I love you so much and never will I let you go to another men's hands. You look so beautiful tonight and forever.." and Carla replied " Aww.. that's so sweet of you, I love you too and i can promise you to never let myself go to other's hands." So, he started the engine and moved.
On the way, they listened to songs and made up jokes. At the traffic light, Carla asked Daniel to fastened the car before the light turns red. Daniel did what she asked him to but he didn't make it and suddenly, when the lights turn, red a truck past by and hit them. It was an awful tragic. Ambulance came and braught them to the hospital.
When Carla opened her eyes, she saw her mom and dad. Her mom hugged her and said "I'm glad you're okay, there's someone here to see you." Carla smiled cause she thought that the person who wanted to see her was Daniel. But sadly, it was Alex, the guy who madly in love with her since college.
Carla: What are you doing here Alex, where's Daniel? I want to see him, not you!
Alex : Relax Carla, I'm the doctor here and I'm sorry about Dan..Dan..Daniel..
Carla: Daniel? what about him? Please tell me he's alright..(tears falls) Ooh..Please..
Alex : Carla, he's fatally injured and have no hope at all to stay alive..I'm really2 sorry..
I tried my best but.. (sigh*) He's still alive but cant stay long, he had only about 2
weeks to breathe..
Carla cried louder and louder.. She regrets of what she had done to him and keep blaming herself. Two days later, she got out from the hospital and went home. Alex came by and asked her out to comfort her. They went to the park and talked a lot. Alex even made her laugh.. They talked happily and suddenly Carla stopped when she heard Alex said "Can I take your heart to be mine? Dont worry about Daniel, he asked me to take care of you yesterday."
Carla agreed cause she thought that it was Daniel's last wish. She didn't realise that Alex lied to her for his own greed. That night, Carla visited Daniel at the hospital, she sad down and hold Daniel's hand..
Carla: Dan, if that what you said to Alex true? is it your last wish? if it is, i'll agree..
I'm sorry... we can never see each other again. I need to forget our memories
together but dont worry, i'll never forget you till the day I die.
Carla said that with full of tears on her cheeks. She forgot her promise to him that she'll never let herself to other's hands. Her stupidity responds leads he nowhere..She suffers a lot.She forced herself to do everything.
Alex is happy. He lied about Daniel.. He planned to cut the oxygen tube when the time is right. He has a dark stinky heart.
And he did as he planned. Two days before Carla and Alex getting married, Alex went to the hospital and cut the oxygen tube.. Daniel died that night.. Carla heard the news by Alex .. She cried and cried..the next day, Alex brought her to his grave and left her there for the moment.
The next day, it's their wedding day. Carla had no tears left to cry. She cant bare to marry Alex. She sat down feeling low and with no energy. A lady went in the room and said to her that these are all Alex's plannings. She told her everything that she saw him cut the tube. Carla stand up and ran far away from there... since that day, no one had ever seen her again...

a girl's best friend

my mom bought me a nice purse yesterday and my father asked her "what is the purpose of buying the purse while she still has the old ones?"..my mom answered "it's a girls thing"..my father then asked "why do girls like to collect purse?"..then I answered "it's the same answer as why do boys like to collect skateboards and guitars"..then I realised that the girl's bestest friends are shopping, clothes, pinky stuft, handbags, money (of course), shoes, high heels, cute things, make-ups, and many more..so men, please understand us girls...

raya!

selamat hari raya aidilfitri kpd semua..jika ada terkasar bahasa atau kesalahan2 yg sye da wat, tlg maafkan dan jgn disimpan...maaf zahir dan batin..

I hate today.

I cant go to school today cause my throat's bleeding..it hurts so much that I cant go to school.. today I have an agama sketsa at school which the day that I cant go..I'm truly sorry for Ustazah that cant go in my condition like this. Thank God I'm not the main actor..Millions of forgiveness I asked for Ustazah Imani and the rest of the sketsa team.. Eventhough I go to school today, it'll be useless cause I cant even talk or speak..I'm really2 sorry though.I'l try to make it up to ya!

Farhan..oh..Farhan!

I just got home from school, I reached to my newly repaired laptop and try to open the internet..sadly I dont know how. I asked farhan to do it for me and he said "ish..ko bace r arahan tuh..reti bace BI ke x?"..kuang asam..he opened a raya song and sing it loudly..I asked him to put on the internet, he'll sing louder and louder..I'd rather be without the internet than to here he sings hari raya song..I gave up and went into my room and put on my earphone and listen to my mp3 songs..aahh...much more better.

today is a lucky day (14.9.09)

After I reached school with my cleaner looking uniform,1- I got shocked when we (Aqila,Nadhirah and Thaareny) won a hamper..we won the third place on the banner making competition..I was really2 happy cause my idea is fully on the banner that I, Aqila and Thaareny made it with full of sacrifices and hardwork..eventhough it was in the third place but still worth it..so happy..I picked up the hamper proudly.2- Pn Aida gave me and my banner team some duit raya..3- so happy cause it was the first time I got something brand on that hamper from this stingy school(no hard feelings)..Everything went well today..I saw a cresent moon as if it was smiling at me this morning..Happy gilew..like I said "SMILE ALWAYS!"

Yesterday

I'm a dentist! My sister's tooth loosing..I decided to pluck it myself yesterday..I brought her to the toilet and tried..suddenly pop! goes the tooth out..I did it again!! this aren't the first time I pluck her tooth though..the first time I did it while my mom searched an oven for her to bake her cookies at One Utama, I asked her to smile and show her teeth then pretended to just hold and see it..while holding, I pulled it roughly and pop! goes the teeth too!..she cried a lot that day and yesterday..she's scared of her own blood..haha..I love myself!

lucky day I guest(14.9.09)

Today my mom woke me up for sahur..My mom, dad, brother, sister and I went in the car and drove to Mcdonald.On the way, I listened my favourite song at Hits fm. When I reached there, I had McD as usual..then, I dont have to stand up and fetch the sauce and the straws like I always did..My mom gave me a dolar for no reason. Ah, could this day be more luckier? We'll see..

Pengalaman gile..

Hari Sabtu lepas, ku lupa utk sign out facebook..mse tu ku main farmville..ade bunyi kambing, kembu and so on..tanpa tutup ku terus gi skola utk wat banner..bila balik umah, family sume gi hospital hantar abg..tetibe je ku dgr suara haiwan tanpa menyedari ku tdk mnutup komputer. Bile dgr suara kambing...diriku yg sewel ni gi la cari kambing tu satu rumah..pastu ku klua gi umah jiran nak tanye die dgr ke x..die kate die x dgr..jiran pon tlg cari kambing tu dlm umah ku..bile ku msok bilik komputer baru teringat yg PC x tutup pastu speaker punyer r kuat...malu giler ngan jiran sebelah..ckp kat jiran thank u..lpas jiran da balik, ku trus kunci diri dlm bilik dan menampar diriku sendiri..sewel je..wt penat je cari kambing dlm rumah..yg klakarnye mse cari kambing tu sorg2, ku pengang spray nyamuk shieldtox attack..mne la taw, kalo kambing tu serang, bleh sembur mata die..

Pa'an

first of all, I thought my brother is just having a light fever..it was all changed when I got back from school today and my mom gave me a call..when I picked up the phone, my mom says that my brother farhan is in the hospital..he had a dengue and it was confirmed serious..I cant believe I'm saying this but I'm kinda worried about him..

my imagination..

My imagination is huge and weird kind of ways. It is full of fairytales and lots of colourful odd looking butterflies...whenever I close my eyes in a quiet, pieceful place, I will enter a place I call "my palace of dreams". I like it. I can be and have anything I want. I decorated it the way I like and nobody can stop me..I smell freedom in that world. but there is a black coloured box that looks dangerous to open it. I think its the box of my weaknesses. I will open it whenever I'm ready. When I exit that place, I always says "wish it was real..". Well, all that I wanted to say is that we all have different imaginations. Just enjoy your own world. It's fun.

SMILE ALWAYS..

bad is life..

What I want to say here is that life will not be complete without a little bit badness in it.
No matter how good we are, we still gonna do something wrong...well, people makes mistakes!
But there is a limit of being bad..Sometimes we can steal something light such as fruits in other peoples lawn or something...we can be bad as long as we are not "wanted" by the police.
ok then, that's all I have in mind now..thanks for reading..

Mat Rempit Sg. Boye

Mat rempit sungai boye...
Haritu terserempak ngan sekumpulan mat rempit kat simpang 4. Seorang drpdnyer wat lap bile nak pusing. Hampir2 nak terseret badan kat jalan. Sye bertanye kat Mak..

Sye: Ma, asl ngan Mat rempit tu?
Mak: Die menyesal hidup kot.

sye tanye Farhan(abg)

Farhan: Cam ner die wat ek? Cayo!! Rock!!

sye tanye Falihin(abg)

Falihin: Sane r ko! sibok jew..!

sye tanye ayah

Ayah: Org tak sembahyang cam tu la..

sye tanye adek

Adek: Dorg tak nak raye..
Sye: Cis..raye je keje..(tp, bile dipikirkan..betol jugak)

Kpd sume..bebanyakla amal ibadah sempena bulan Ramadhan nie..Akhir kate dari sye, selamat berpuasa..and smile always!

Aaarrrggghhh!!!

I spent the whole day thinking of what to write in my blog????
..Lacking of ideas..
Help..

My Avanza..!! WPB 2541..

On the 27th August, it was the last time I saw my car Avanza. It has been 3 years now. He was a loyal car. There's so much memories I wont forget. I cant believe my parents trade him with another car(Her) without discussing with us. One thing in my mind is "I'm gonna get Him back!"

I'm not a quiet person!!!!

Everytime I met someone, they all said that I am a quiet person...
Please People!! I'm noisy..And sometimes bossy. I repeat
I'm not a quiet person!! Geezers Crackers!

I'm So Stupid!!!

Not so long ago... while I was waiting for my mom at my school's bus stop, I chatted with my friends happily until I saw my mom's car. I carried my bag and rushed into the car. Suddenly, I smelled something strange about that car. It was different than my car. When I looked at the front seat, it was not my mom. "I entered a wrong car!!"...I said sorry to the guy that sat on the front seat and went out "dengan slumber je". How ambaressed I was that day. THAT'S THE REASON WHY I CALL MYSELF STUPID.

JuSt 4 FUn

I went to a kindergarten to pick up my niece yesterday and I found a little girl sitting alone on a bench. I went to her and asked her:-

Me: Why are you alone?
Little girl: Because no one is with me.
Me: Hmm..Why isn't there anyone with you?
Little girl: You're bossy.
Me: (sighs..) By the way, where's your mum?
Little girl: She past away yesterday in front of me.
Me: Oowh..I'm so sorry about your mum..(sad tone with tears)
Little girl: Dont be..
Me: Why? Aren't you sad of her death?
Little girl: Why would I..She's not dead, she's just passing by in front of me yesterday.
Me: I'm gonna get you for this!!!!!!

Betty..

My school Betty wears her dress like clowns..colourful..for example

Baju kurung: Red
Kain: Yellow
Tudung: Blue
Shoes: Green
Underwear: No comment

For my friends, they know who Betty really is..As for the readers, I'd say "just imagine a clown who wears Baju Kurung..Thats her". And for your information, her name starts with M.

Why are they successful?

Why are David Becham, J.K. Rowling, Bill Gates, Marconi, Wright Brothers, Alexander Graham Bell (and many more) SUCCESS??


1. Because they have have opportunities.
2. Because they are hardworking.
3. Because they have a few good friends who says "Well done","Good job" and "You can do it".
4. Because they have their own dreams for the future of course.
5. Because they have a little of luck.
6. Because they believe in their selves.
7. Because they have positive thoughts.
8. Because they have the power of "wanting".
9. Because they try and try.
10. Because they never give up.

They can..
Why can't us?
Thanks to my tuition teacher which I call "SIR", now I know that we can succeed without even getting good grades in school. We can succeed without born with a silver spoon. Just follow what YOU want instead of following others.

Just read..

ONCE YOU START


YOU MUST FINISH.




if this doesn't touch you... you're heartless.

One night a guy & a girl were
driving home from the movies.

The girl then asked the boy to pull over
because she wanted to talk.

She told him that her
feelings had changed & that it was time to move on.
A silent tear slid down his cheek as he
slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note

At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down
that very same street.
He swerved
right into the drivers seat, killing the boy.Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she
pulled it out & read it , it said
"Without your love, I would die."

Happy

Just wanna wish Happy Fasting to all of my friends, family and also to all Muslims.
Be patient and dont worry..the more you patient, the more money comes into your
pocket during raya time..hehe, dont forget to smile always!! Love ya all..

What I Want In The Future

1. I want to succeed in life.
2. I want a pet hamster.
3. I want $100,000,000 a month as my salary.
4. I want to change myself to a better "me".
5. I want to be healthy.
6. I want to be a proud daughter and citizen.
7. I want to explore around the world.
8. I want to bring my parents to Haj.
9. I want smile always even though when the time is hard.
10. I want to have a great husband and children.
11. I want to be a good wife.
12. I want to be a caring mother for my children.
13. But what is the main thing before all of these happens..I need to STUDY HARD FIRST!
14. The most thing that I want in my life is HAPPYNESS. :D

10 things that I hate

1. I hate me.
2. I hate not being noticed.
3. I hate being board.
4. I hate crying.
5. I hate to put my own picture of me on any of my e-mails.
6. I hate insects.
7. I hate bugs.
8. I hate bitter things.
9. I hate waking up early in the morning.(except for fasting month).
10. I hate my handwriting.

mY niGhTmarE

I had a terrible nightmare last night..

These are started where I and my friends hung out at an unknown park.
All four of us talked about our own life cause we haven't seen each other for
10 years. Each of us are very different now. We all talked about ourselves
happily until Kenny changed the subject bout' ghost. She decided to go for
a camp and asked us if we could come along. We agreed to go with her. The
camp was placed in a dark forest which is familiar to me.

The next day, we gathered at my place and checked on the what-to-bring
list.When done, we went in Kenny's car and moved. After a tiring long journey,
we finally reached our destiny. The forest was really-really familiar to me.
At night, it was getting darker and darker. Luckily Aina brought some firewood
that she took behind her house. We set up a fire and built our own tents. After
that, we sat around the fire and we shared our ghost stories. When it's done, we
were all board and don't know what to do. A several minutes later, Thaareny
gave us her idea of playing hide-and-seek in the forest. Everyone agreed to play
accept for me cause I'm a scaredy-cat. Therefore it is dangerous in the dark. So,
they asked me to count instead of hiding.

When I started to count, they started to hide. I've counted till 100 and started to find them. I've searched for them everywhere but still didn't find
them. 5 minutes later, I've realised that I'm lost in the middle of no where..
Suddenly I saw a girl laughing behind the thick bushes. I thought she was
Kenny, but I thought wrong when the girl I saw turned her head around without
moving her body. Her face was very ugly and she don't even have legs. I could not
move at that moment.....

to be continued...

Ish!

kpd sesiape yg da bace blog yg bertajuk 'I'm in love'...sila lupakan dan jgn percaye...sumenye palsu..(khas utk sedara sye "bersiapla utk dikenakan bile aku balik kg nanti..!

JOKES..

I've been so dramatic lately...haha..sorry if u were bored..
here are some jokes i picked out from my favourite book...

1- My husband and I refer to all meat as chicken to keep
our young picky eaters from refusing other meat.
We realised the folly of this plan when, as we drove
pass a pasture of grazing kettle while travelling to visit my parents farm, six-year-old
Megan piped up from the back seat and asked, "Mum, are
those cows that make chicken?"

2- When my seven-year-old daughter arrived home from school, I
gently told her that her hamster had died and gone to heaven.
"No, he didn't," my four-year-old daughter corrected me.
"He's really in a plastic bag in the freezer!.

3- Snoring from the front row interrupted my first piano recital.
"Ma'am," I said to the woman seated next to the perpetrator,
"Please wake that man up and tell him to stop snoring!"
"Maybe you should wake him up," she said back.
"After all, you put him to sleep."

4- Not that I needed reminding, but time flies much too fast.
when i was a teenager, i used to whine to my parents,
"Just once i would like to see Aerosmith in concert before I die."
The other day, my 13-year-old son, an aspiring rockstar, blew
my mind with this: "Dad, I'd like to see Aerosmith just once before
they die."

Okay...that's all for now..

THEATER

My first time at the theater...it was the best time I've ever had in the world..
i went there with My Teacher(the gown lady), me(the innocent melayu girl), Sufi(the orchestra leader..hehe), Nazmi(the office boy), and Puni(the disco man)....the theater was titled Mahsuri..
it was held in Istana Budaya..the theater was fun and i enjoyed it...i cried a little bit when the part that Mahsuri died..that was a lot of fun..then we bought a book...we also got the signitures of the characters..Vaneeda Imran is the Mahsuri..I admire her so much..I LOVE THEATER!

i really wish that i can go there again some day..

I HAVE A PROBLEM I CANT SOLVE

Help me please..
i have a not-so-serious problem actually
but i do need some help

everytime when i'm at the restaurant, my father usually ask me to take some tissues..
but i cant take it...its a high risk for me to do that...the tissues sometimes placed at the counter
the counter is very far away from my table to me...eventhough its just two tables away..
i cant take the tissues because when i wake up from the chair where i'm sitting i feel like everybodies watching and staring lat me like i'm the one who stole their money...

everybody or whoever reads this please leave a comment if you know how i can solve this stupid problem of mine..please and thank u

sorry

sorry for the typos i've done

mY sECoNd fAMily

My 2nd family is my drama team..
i called them my family cause when i'm with them, i felt happier then ever..
i'll never forget them all..

my teachers/mothers:-
-Pn. Surinder(the hardworking)
-Pn. Rafidah(the great helper)
-Pn. Robiatul(the grat helper)

my brothers:-
-Sufi as Dramang(the best actor)
-Yusuf as Tok Andak(the noughty)
-Nazmi as Kelana(the macho)
-Soleh as Dato' Raja(the Khawarizmi)
-Cheong as Petanda(the rendang boy)

my sisters:-
-Pathma as Mak Andak(the fierce)
-Shankari as the props master(the creative)
-Amy as Baba(the cute)
-Vissalani as Kelana's father(the sweet)
-Lisa the helping hand(the cool)
-and the three dancers(the traditional)

hamburger

A sandwich and a hamburger walk into a bar.
"Sorry," says the bar-man, "But we don't serve food."

jERAwAt

Teenagers now are too worried about their pimples...actually u dont have to, pimples are normal for the teenagers...it shows that you are matured..sometimes the girls think that many pimples means many boyfriends..if people tease u bout it, u just tell them like this "i have many pimples and that means i have many boyfriends while u dont have one"

If u really wanna destroy it, there are some ways:-
1- u take the baby johsons baby powder and pour a bit water and put it on your face
2- go ask the doctor for some medicine that could work
3- buy the facial products at the pharmacies or supermarkets or the shops

If it still doesnt work, u should wear 'susuk' instead...hehe just kidding..dont use it, it could destroy your entire life!

MY BROTHERS

MY BROTHERS

i have two crazy elder brothers..
the eldest is Farhan and the second is Falihin..
Farhan is the smartest neutron in my family he is now 20 years old
he has a girlfriend and my mom new about it..she even brings her home sometimes
now he studies in UTM
my mom loves him the most

Falihin, he is the one that cannot controls his temper..he usually fight with me at home
we cant even talk to each other...one word causes pain..
he is different than the others i tell u..
he is 19
he studies in MSU (trust me my results are better than his..hehe)
my aunts love him

they sometimes hurt me with their words..
when they are far from me and home
i keep missing them so much
when i was little, i used to play with them both...but now we are far
i wish i could know them better in the inside..